Roma International Film Festival

Sometimes it feels good to be in Roma. For the time being I prefer living in a smaller place like Dublin, however, in places like Rome there are big things going on and it can be pleasant to be there when they happen. Today I was at the Roma International Film Festival where you can breathe culture, smell it all around  

Nasty drunken Irish girls

Sometimes I am asked why I don't like go clubbing.

Simply because I do not enjoy it.

An example as to why I don't enjoy it is when you are on your own, smoking a cigarette, and a drunken girl turns up and demands to wear your hat. You tell her you don't want to give her your hat, because you know she is going to pass it to all her friends and then collecting it becomes a very had task.

So what does she do?

She asks you where you are from so she can insult your nationality.

And what do you do?

You make up a nationality to see what sort of bullshit she will come up with

There she goes