Sunday, October 16, 2011

Nasty drunken Irish girls

Sometimes I am asked why I don't like go clubbing.

Simply because I do not enjoy it.

An example as to why I don't enjoy it is when you are on your own, smoking a cigarette, and a drunken girl turns up and demands to wear your hat. You tell her you don't want to give her your hat, because you know she is going to pass it to all her friends and then collecting it becomes a very had task.

So what does she do?

She asks you where you are from so she can insult your nationality.

And what do you do?

You make up a nationality to see what sort of bullshit she will come up with

There she goes

1 comment:

Alberto said...

Next time ask for the purse as a deposit :D